Anonymous asked: I don't like zayn malik because he looks like my dad
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"The show’s not called John yet, I’m aiming by series five."
— Martin Freeman on series three of Sherlock [x] (via anothermindpalace)
(Source: piptheconsultingcannibal, via booklesnap)
is the pizza here
(Source: officialannakendrick, via odair)
"thats actually a pretty shitty idea but thanks for trying"
— me in every group project (via trust)
(Source: exgf, via thechamberofsecrets)
I wish I was thinner but I also wish that I didn’t wish I was thinner
sometimes ya just gotta eat a whole pizza